Phuket and Patong – Getting Their Act Together
Written by Tropical Sky No commentsPhuket is Thailand’s best-known beach destination with a lively (and some say notorious) nightlife centred on Patong Beach…
The resorts to the north of Patong are considerably quieter and more conservative. Phuket is pretty well recovered from the tsunami although there are still some scars on the landscape. The island has a great variety of shopping, from open-air food markets, street stalls and local shops, to western department stores and upmarket specialist shops. Best buys include ceramics, bronze and pewter items, Thai silk, cotton, batiks, gems and pearls. There are also lots of ‘branded goods’ and pirate DVDs, videos and CDs.
Phuket has just two seasons– the rainy season (May to October) and the hot season (November to April). Even in the rainy season you can get an excellent tan and normally the showers are short. The best time to visit is from November to February, when you’ll get clear blue sky and a fresh sea breeze in average temperatures that range between 23°C and 33°C. Patong, once known as the sleazy red light district of Phuket, has undergone a transformation in recent years. The area’s nightlife has been toned down considerably to make it friendlier to women, couples and families and Patong now has something for everyone. That’s not to say that you can’t find some wild action any more - you certainly can if that’s what you’re after!

Patong is home to several nightclubs and discos where you can let your hair down amidst heaving dance floors and a lot of energy. But it’s the Go-Go bars in Patong Beach that are the reason most people go there in the first place! They are not the raunchy circuses they used to be, and according to the law, no actual nudity is allowed any more, but these rules are often bent if not just completely ignored. The main Patong entertainment is the Beer Bar: little places that are packed together on the streets and sois of Patong, employing pretty hostesses whose job is to lure patrons. Once you’re in the bar, these girls will lavish attention on you like you’re a celebrity and entice you to play a game - Connect Four is ludicrously popular. Be wary if a girl wants to bet on one of these games. They spend lots of time practicing. The day you beat a bar girl at Connect Four you’ll know you’ve been in Patong far too long!




